Ten years ago probably no one would have imagined that in 2016 there will be flying dildos. But it’s true. Masturbation has evolved just like technologies, and the new inventions are more bizarre than ever. We searched for the most unusual products that have been created in the last few years and this is what we found.

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The Dildo Drone And 5 Other Bizarre Inventions:

#1 The Dildo Drone

There is this weird trend going on to attach dildos to everything and it was about time to involve the drones. We’ve seen them deliver pizza, beer and weed, so why not use them to deliver an orgasm?

This commercial is clearly a prank, but the demand for hands-free masturbation products may soon be on the rise, because who doesn’t want to drink beer and eat a burger while a big pink flying dildo is coming right at him?

But that’s not all…

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The Dildo Drone is part of the DildoEverything ‘family’ that also includes the Dildo Selfie Stick to capture your O-face and Dildo Hoverboard that makes going to work a pleasure activity.

Here are 5 other bizarre inventions:

#2 Finger Nose Stylus

This will be a great addition to the dildo collection. Scrolling your phone with your nose is perfect when multi-tasking if you don’t mind looking like Pinocchio.

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#2 Tomatan: The Tomato-Feeding Robot

Because… you’re too lazy to eat tomatoes with your hands, but you have no problem with wearing this robot thing on your head…

#3 Grass Flip Flops

Designed with the aim to give you the feeling like you’re walking barefoot on the grass.

#4 The Metal Detecting Sandals

If you’re crazy about discovering lost treasures on the beach you can have this one for $59.95. Just don’t aim for the chicks with these before finding the jewels!  Good luck, treasure hunters!

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#5 Finger Forks

With this bizarre fork you’ll feel like Edward Scissorhands and you’ll improve your eating abilities!

So, if we have to summarize all of these weird inventions, it’s going to look like this. You can masturbate with the dildo drone while eating with the finger fork wearing your grass flip flops and you’re browsing your phone with the finger nose stylus. Meanwhile, you have a robot on your back feeding you with tomatoes… You definitely need the selfie stick to capture that moment!

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